Heheh or Heehee

Stretch here!

When someone using text messaging services or social networking sites types “hehe,” does this mean heh-heh or hee-hee? I had an argument with my partner-in-crime about this. She says that hehe means hee-hee, but I always thought it was heh-heh. It surely doesn’t take that long to add an extra ‘E’ to hehe to make hee-hee, so why confuse me by writing hehe? Hehe to my understanding  means “heh-heh,” denoting a laughing style that can be attributed to perverts, rapists and Sid James. So, when someone posts “Your kid is so cute, he-he (hee-hee),” it is only natural that you read and say fair enough, goofy perhaps but so what? If someone posts “Your kid is so cute, he-he (heh-heh),” it may be time to call a police or a local vigilante who didn’t finish school and sits around in a sports bar, without ever learning much about the intricacies of the sport he is watching…

Anyway, Road Records in Dublin is closing down and for the reasons why, go to www.paddymetal.com or www.roadrecs.com. Interesting stuff, especially regarding kids not hanging out in record shops anymore. Probably sitting at home watching Pop Idol and texting heh-heh when any young children come on. Dirty little fuckers. No wonder Hewlett Packard are trying to sell PCs using Gary Glitter-written songs. A demographic not tapped into yet!

Here’s a picture of U2 looking daft.

Dance girls! Dance!

Dance girls! Dance!

4 thoughts on “Heheh or Heehee

  1. U2 certainly do look daft. Little bono is looking taller than usual (oh, I see, he’s got some steps attached to the bottom of his heels). What’s that growing out of Edgey’s head? Does he ahave a familiar? Why has Adam Clayhead been replace by Tim Robbins? And why have his pubes gotten so out of control? As usual, there’s no sign of the puppet master, Larry Mullet.

  2. Why thank you MAN Baines, I have fixed that road records problem and feel really stupid, not as stupid as the Edge (stoopid, stoopid Edge) but stupid enough like Justin Hawkins…..U2’s new single is apparently shit and Ive got that on the authority of a U2 fan…I wonder will Obamaman strike Little Man Bono down with great power and furious anger…hang on, I’m thinking of someone else

  3. “Your kid is so cute, he-he (hee-hee),” it is only natural that you read and say fair enough, goofy perhaps but so what? If someone posts “Your kid is so cute, he-he (heh-heh),” it may be time to call a police or a local vigilante who didn’t finish school and sits around in a sports bar, without ever learning much about the intricacies of the sport he is watching…

    …. you’ve made me giggle aloud for the last time Monsieur Stretch… I can no longer read your blog under the guise of ‘researching’…. it’s getting me in waaay too much trouble in my quiet office. Sporadic bursts of laughter are not a firing offence, but are frowned upon and may alienate me from my peers. Damn you and your sharp social observation.

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