Today my car, Ray Bradbury, rear-ended another car, causing some damage to the esteemed science-fiction
writer’s face. Notably shook, Ray had nothing much to say after the incident, only to point out that his insurance company will be dealing with the situation and to expect a new anthology of short stories sometime this year. After trying and trying, Ray could not manage to switch on his right front high beam and the casing around the light is a write off.
“I’m unhappy about the situation, but at least I have my health,” said a fraught looking Ray.
The car he rear-ended is rumoured to be local hoodlum, Albert Schweizer, although these reports can’t be confirmed. Reprisals may be forthcoming but Ray says, “We’ll wait and see.”