Stretch think Neil Young take Neil Young too seriously

Crop me less bitch, you nearly took my eyieieieieie out
Stretch think Crosby will kill Nash and stuff Stills
Stretch worry that peoples love Neil
Stretch see Neil as rich middle class man’s Rory Gallagher
Stretch think Neil sing like Shakira
Stretch think “Keep on rockin in the free world” should not be played anymore because we are all free, all except Neil who is trapped inside his own Neil
Stretch hates “Harvest Moon” sorry
Stretch think Neil write about all that happen to Neil, par example, “The needle and the damage done,” “Down by the river,” “Powderfinger” and “Crunchy nut cornflakes with Tea and later ham sandwich and finally embolism, more tea and serious face – turn off tv before dying”
Stretch depend on Neil to keep democracy alive
Stretch know Neil hate commies and gentiles
Stretch feel Neil in his dreams sometimes
Stretch wake up greasy and high pitched voice
Stretch wear garlic to bed now
Stretch see Neil float through window
Stretch go all Harker and faint
Stretch remember garlic and Neil hiss and fly out window into Carpathian Mountains, say ow
Stretch think Mercury Rev do good cover of “Cortez the Killer” but are up own arses now, with no hope of return
Stretch meet Neil, sort out things, but Neil not care what damage he done to Stretch
Stretch take out shotgun, but Neil adopt Yoga position
Stretch confused shoots own foot, Neil laugh or squeal
Stretch go “Hey, hey” Neil go “My, my” and beat Stretch with geeetar
Stretch sore, hate Neil and wee silently – the horror