Word o’Stretch

Oh yeah…I realised this morning how scared I am of the peoples of the Irlanda. Since slamming in to this country over three decades ago, I have been mesmerised by the beauty of the land, the bigotry of the peoples and the stench of bullshit that permeates the vista. I hate Chridaburgh. I hate Bonovox. I hate DoloresCranberry. I hate JackEL. I hate DamiendeDempsey. I hate Intuanua. I hate VanthemanthebabyMorrison. I hate WestBoyzone. I hate snowspatrols. I hate these things.

BUT, I love Mary McAleese. She so fine. She mineohmine. Here’s my tribute