Ah Derren Brown, the Angela Lansbury of the paranormal community. Not this time Dr Death!
I once went to a psychic called Psychic Joe. He told me I was going to make a girl pregnant the following August. I said,
“No I wont”
and I didn’t! Stupid psychics!
So, Mr Brown, what’s in my future?
Answers on a postcard, preferably from a country where I have not been, maybe with a beach, a donkey or some crazy arthouse design. I likes them. Stick it in your CD tray, the computer will do the rest. Now to something else psychic: Genesis P-Orridge, a man with wonderful breasts and a lovely singing voice. Don’t googly his image, shocking results.
I said DON’T!