15 minutes to do the weekly shop? I don’t think so littul munki

An Nuacht an lae/lá/whatever:
Splash

I’m a littul munki, but it doesn’t stop me from being a large asshole.

Chill Vincey. Vincey!

Other splashes

Just watched Vincent Browne get increasingly more enraged at various politicians. Best show on TV. He was starting to look like a a glued up Lloyd Bridges in the Airplane movies. Hilarious stuff.

“Answer my questions Mary Lou. What are these figures? What studies? WHAT?”

Jamie Oliver has inspired me. Tomorrow, I am going to go out and find a really skinny kid. Then I’m going to force feed the littul dude like a duck until he’s hugely obese. Then I’m going to grab the child by the shoulders, start sobbing and scream into his face,

“This can’t go on!! Things have to change!”

An update on my JoJingles mlog. Stretch did have a great time, despite the depraved and weird ending. Just some observations. Won’t do it again.

My first Stretchcast (exercise in believing people really want such a thing) will be up at the end of the week. I love Soundcloud and want to mate with it. A nice mix of music to show you who I really is. Downloadable methinks to. Not sure. Read instructions munki!

Something just won’t leave my head, despite time and absence. Stoopid munki…

What exactly am I supposed to do with that?

Kylie’s at home, and she’s having a shit, reading the sports section and making wahwahwah noises. Does she find it disconcerting that a bunch of buffed up, pec-loaded male dancers are trying to lift the entire porcelain chair up over their head in adoration or is she just usedta uncomfortable seating arrangements? Well?

Got a lot of hits which seemed to have come from Amanda Brunker’s website. It’s a very funny site. I laughed my big pink ass off. Seriously her blogs make this website seem lo-tech and redundant and not pink. Got me thinkin about how many of these Irlanda media-laydees, due to their exposure, give their entire gender a shit name. It’s very odd, especially considering there are so many male-mans out there who don’t know what an Emmeline Pankhurst is for. I don’t know if Brunker is an example of postmodernism, but she and so many of her contemporaries are kinda pissing on the graves of the brave and erudite women who fought for women’s rights and equality, ruining their own lives in the process. But wait, that’s not fair. Brunker typed out the whole of Champagne and Kisses with her own Asian maid’s fingers.

Then again, Stretch lives in Irlanda where Ryan Tubridy and Brendan O’Connor are examples of men.

And Kevin fucking Bacon thought he had problems because he wasn’t allowed to DANCE? Jesus

One thought on “15 minutes to do the weekly shop? I don’t think so littul munki

  1. Shit. Just found out that I can’t say anything bad about Brendan O’Connor. This is now a no go area for my ire. Itsapity coz he’s such a tosser. Anyway…

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