If Jesus was this hungover, he might still be alive. Christ

Anyway. Here are two songs which madly make Squishy dance, despite himself.

There’s some great bickering on Utub about Mike Muir’s weight. It ranges from “He is such a fat fuck” to defensive “You are so gay. What do you care what he looks like? You like checking guys out yeah?” The same person then went on to describe Muir’s workout schedule, which got the retort. “Nah, man. YOU are the fag, you probably wish you were in his pants right now.” You almost forget to listen to the music. Utub, a public puberty network.

Now, someone who is not fat at all. That’s not gay, right? Right?

Although, I think I would have let Iggy pop me.