irlanda go boom boom oops

Stretch here…stil having technical and possibly mental difficulties but all should be resolved soon…for those of you that give a flying shit.

Note to world: Not all of Irlanda's peoples were part of the Celtic Tiger. Most were just struggling to afford to buy a pint of Lager. Leave them alone. Irlanda people should form a new state called GROOVYSWORLD. Who wouldn't want to holiday there? Who? I asked you a question.

Apparently someone lent Irlanda a load of billions, but nobody seems to know where the money went. Curious. Where did the money go? Where is it? In a mattress in Ballisadare? Is it? The Irlanda banks have basically fucked the country until the end of time… Thankfully I’m a well-adjusted munki with no secrets and no lies. No weird fascinations and no hair. What do I care about economics? I’m small, you’re small, we both speak with funny accents… and I’m gonna miss you til the end of time when the country is finally back in the black…

Good things at the moment….The Trip. It’s just good…Robert Plant and the Band of Joy. It’s just cool… Peep show is back this friday. Very important cultural refernce for munkis like me. A world where everyone is not cool.

Bad things…Today I was outwankered by a BMW driver…the only consolation was that he will probably have his kidneys repossessed soon and I have enough pecan nuts to build a hut…. Rupert Murdoch and Steve Jobs together at last in an undersea realm of despicable behaviour..EVIL…Louis Walsh is a munki too. A lot of people do not know that…Simon Cowell is not the devil. I usedta think he was, but now he’s really just a quite dull man staring out from a closet of fear. Poor man. I pitied him then I crucified him. Gotta a lot of reaction to my crucifix test card. I would like to point out to all those people who threatened me that it is and wasn’t and never will be Jesus Christy. He was not the only dude to be stuck to a tree in the seventies. Toni Morrison, Bobby Sands and Darina Allen all went the way of the crossbar…besides it was my favourite holiday…

Til next time, when I will be typing my mlog on a coconut while fighting white-collar workers in bagel shops, smashing ipads against the glum looks on their faces. Mad Max is a comin…

“You know if they could they’d sell the air.”

 

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