Yesterday..I became a hermit crab. Deeep down Stretch went. Did it make me feel better? Fuck NO..

It’s been a while, but I thought I should give a beautifully slightly uncomfortable hug to the ladieees of the Scarecrow and Mrs King forum. BCoz one or two of their kind have been lusting after me in the middle of the night. Although they may have been lusting after Bruce the Boxlightener. Still.

Remember, you know where I am, but I also know where you are.

Look behind you. No, down here

How this dysfunctional relationship started.

Click me with your sweaty paws

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