old relic dinosaurs redundancy/the astonished Squirrel

One day I will open a bar and it will be called “The Astonished Squirrel.”

If you steal this name, I will burn your bar down, but first I will call you and organise some kind of financial situation.

If you own a bar called “The Astonished Squirrel,” prepare for the fires of hellllllllll

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