Dr Wilhelm Fentelmenschnen walked the boulevards of Paris all day. He was content with the sunshine, good coffee and the relaxation he was feeling. While passing Notre Dame he stopped and unnerved looked up. He had a split second to jump out of the way as three gargoyles fell from their parapet and smashed on the ground in front of him. Following them down from that hellish height were two grinnygogs. These, however, did not smash when they hit the ground, but Fentelmenschnen felt sorry for them and offered them a hand. They bared their teeth and in three minutes flat had ripped the doctor to shreds.
Proving that old people are just stupid.