DJ Shadow at the Boiler room surrounded by sycophants and drunk hipsters and a guy to the right who looks like he’s having some anxiety attack. It’s worth waiting for despite the first few minutes, irritating stuff… Actually maybe I shoulda just listened to the SoundCloud version. Bad munki. Anyway, he plays some interesting stuff, but the guy with beard to the left steals the show by acting as a meme, one which future generations will assume reflected a generation of what they called way back when in the 21st century, ‘Hipster.’ Stop stroking your chin you fuckin. Anyways.
What is wrong with hipsters anyway? Why do they not fit into their skinny jeans? Why do they always have beards? Why do they never wash? Why are they always standing in front of me at gigs, with hair that gets in my way? Why do they always look like hipster hitler? Why do they have such skinny arms? Are they subject to the terms of ethnic cleansing? Can I kill the one in my basement? Can I? Oh wait, he dead already.
On the other hand, this below is the my favourite facebook status of all time.
“Saw ground zero today. Very emotional. Xxxxx knew a guy who lost his life in 911 and we found his name around the north pool. Then went to see The Lion King in Broadway. Excellent show.”
Doesn’t get much better than that.