Just (super) saiyan

Stretch here

If you are a parent wondering how and when you can remove your fourteen-year-old lump from the couch that you bought with your fucking money…This walking, mumbling, putrefying mess of hormones is giving you the silent treatment and developing more fat cells than you eating cake, which only manages to stay in his slack-jawed mouth due to the force of fucking gravity…Fuckface is watching some teen-show featuring girls that will haunt his dreams but never his reality, while you stand there, pale with the realisation that you will never be rid of this living body-bag, his hand forever attached to your wallet and the strained ends of your nerves. It makes you want to end it all. You seriously think, why bother, why….why bother with any of it?

You are out there working hard all day and he is scratching and re-attaching scabs on his margarita face, one hand on the remote, the other down his pants. It makes you want to…BUT WAIT

With the elimination of the idea of force-feeding pills down his neck to make a rather fancy pate, you tie his face to the screen of the very interface you are looking at right now and make him watch this. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

until he bursts

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