Hey Dad, that other kid is here.

1. What do you get when you cross Halloween, cocaine, OCD and Platoon?

Hallocharliesheen

2. What do you get when you cross Halloween, having a heart attack on set, potus and unsurnaming your son?

Hallomartinsheen

3. Vrrroooon Vroooom bikes. Vroom vroom!

HalloBarrysheene

4. What do you get when you do your Tony Blair impression in every single fucking movie, really?

Hallomichaelsheen

5. What gets your furniture all swanky looking?

Hallomrsheen

There will be no more. No, no there will be no more.