A nation once again…my munki hole

In such a state of crisis, Irlanda has voted in the second coming of the Idiot-child. They had Dubya. We have N’dahhhhhh

So proud…oh so proud

“The future is the only place we have to live” N’dahhhhhh

and here’s what it actually sounds  like

The flag is evil
Welcome: living leg-end

I was walking down the street
I saw a poster at the top

I was only on one leg
The streets were fucked

And the poster at the top of street said:
“Do you work hard?”

I was only on one leg
The road hadn’t been fixed
I had to be in for half six

I was only on one leg
My blue eyelids were not
There was a curfew at half nine
For my kids

There was a poster at the top of the street
Encapsulated in plastic
It had a blind man

So I said: “Blind man, have mercy on me.”
I said: “Blind man, have mercy on me.”

The flat is evil and full of cavalry and Calvary
And calvary and cavalry.

“Do you work hard?”
It said, “I am from Hebden Bridge.
Somebody said to me: I can’t understand a word you said.”

Said: “ 99% of non smokers die”
“Do you work hard?”
“Do you work hard?”

I was walking down the street
And saw a picture of a blind man

The flat is evil
Of core? cavalry and calvary

Of core

Blind man, have mercy on me
Said, blind man, have mercy on me
I am a ?
My blues eye get…ID/I get
My curfew was due half eight
Now its half past six

My curfew is at 9:30
I said. “Do you?”
Blind man! Have mercy on me
Blind man! Have mercy on me
Blind man! Have mercy on me

I’m on one leg
My eyes can’t get fixed
And my kids
Can’t blue eyes get fixed

Blind man! Have mercy on me
Blind man! Have mercy on me

vote here and vote forever…the party is ovah

Stretch here

Pull your trousers up Enda, there are men present!

Right on gay-basher Lucindy Creighton, owner of the borough of South Dublin got into trouble for expressing (out loud) the views of a lot of her comrades, causing right-minded non-racist, non-homophobes all over the Irlanda to gasp and feel some form of horrible guilt when they put No.1 down beside the Finigeeeeeal piccie on Friday. Even though the tears and blood will be flowing from their eyes and mouths, they will be safe in the knowledge that they have used their protest vote.

That’s what ol Stretch here loves about this election. There has been no acknowledgment that Irlandaville has changed. It’s money or nuthin. The peoples will have no choice but to go out and vote for a bunch of men and women who think they’re the doomed Obamas and will send Irlanda back further to the withered boglands of yore.

We now have PS3s, iPads, homosexuals, Lidls, Africans, LCD televisions, vast debts and Limerick rappers.

You only have to look at the Independents to see how grim the situation. I’ll do this, I won’t do that. None of them have a pot to piss in, but we are supposed to vote for these messianic cripples. Fuck that.

But do vote, or else we’ll turn into some kind of country which is ruled by a …oh wait…non-applicable.

Nobody has come out (except in the media) and announced that the country is fucked. If Irlanda starts from there, we should be fine. I mean that’s what happened the last time and the last and the last….

Irlandaville: a country lacking in ideas… Burnt OUT…just like me

Would you trust this man with your bunny5?

I eats yo bunny! I fuck it up and then I eats yo bunny!

Would you trust this man with your money3?

Haha, Im pinching your face!