Stretchcast Volume 4: More Skittish than Hashish

But other than that, we had a lovely day

Latest mixage

1: Battles – Africastle (Gloss Drop)
2. M83 – Midnight City (Hurry up, we’re dreaming)
3.Warpaint – Undertow (The Fool)
4. Grinderman – When my baby comes (Grinderman2)
5. Amon Tobin – Rosies (Out from out where)
6. Laurent Garnier – Gnanmankoudji (Tales Of A Kleptomaniac)
7. Shit Robot – Take em up (From the Cradle to the rave)
8. Two lone Swordsmen – Rattlesnake Daddy (Wrong Meeting)
9. Pavement – Perfect Depth (Westing by Musket and sextant)
10. The Fall – Paranoia Man in a cheat shit room (The Infotainment Scan)
11. NeuNegativland (Neu)

Downloadable it be (Click arrow on side of Soundcloud thingy)

No matter what happens, our President is going to be Gay


With the election looming and the far-right victorious in ousting people’s favourite deviant, David Norris, from the campaign, it seems the only way left is to put up Gaybo. A man once described as forgotten but not gone. His eventual elevation into the premier pointless position in the country will at least stop the chances of Gay Mitchell, a man so po-faced that his own face seems to have rejected him.

Anyway, it’s an awful amount of gays for one election.

As per usual, dirty tricks involved in Irish presidential campaigns are completely out of keeping with the banal nature of the position. If the same criteria were used in other elections or even the choosing of bank-heads or the watchdogging of the Catholic Church, then this country would be far from the burnt out shell it is now.

So, vote for a Gay and just make sure there’s nothing in his or her past that can compromise the position of President. When our President meets a foreign dignitary, you do not want the national shame of our incumbent being asked whether it was true that they inserted a live hedgehog up their anus while visiting a children’s hospital.

Even if it was true, you just don’t want the question asked.

time to change up…

Fully functional again, so an oldie…My favourite Gun Club song, done by Two Lone Swordsmen.  Always makes me feel better, despite its tone. Reminds me of the nineties, when things were simpler/I was stoned and simple. I could do no wrong. Things have changed…

Round and round and round and round we go…

Stretchcast Volume 1: It’s all about Ellen Burstyn’s knees really

Stretch here

Here it be. A mix-tape masquerading as a podcast. Messy? Yes. Incoherent? Yes. Crucial? eh….

Stretchcast Volume 1: It’s all about Ellen Burstyn’s knees really

Intro: Anti Pop Consortium – Tron Man Speaks 1. Flying Lotus – Bad Actors (1983) 2. The Cramps – Wilder wilder, faster, faster (Look Mom No Head) 3. Alan Moorehouse – Expo in Tokyo (Thievery Corporation The Outernational Sound) 4. Thievery Corporation – Sweet Tides (Radio Retaliation) 5. Bongwater – Nick Cave Dolls (The Power of Pussy) 6. Etienne de Crecy – Ecoutez Fumez (Source Lab 1) 7. Hypnotic Brass Ensemble – War (Hypnotic Brass Ensemble) 8. Gonja Sufi – Made (A Sufi and a Killer) 9. Andreya Triana – Lost where I belong.  (Lost Where I Belong Flying Lotus Remix) 10. Anodyne – Corrosion (Corrosion) 11. Boards of Canada – Seven forty seven (Warp 20: Unheard) 12. UNKLE – Natural selection (Where did the night fall) 13. Asian Dub Foundation – Crash (Community Music) 14. Two lone Swordsmen – Get out of my Kingdom (Wrong Meeting)

So until the lawyers come a callin, enjoy. Next episode in December, although it may be a metal thing. Who knows?

It is available to download from Soundcloud or drop me a note and I will sing every song over the phone.Actually, just click on the down arrow to the side and it will download into your heart.

Lewis and Clarke’s dirty dawg

Lewis and Clark knew that releasing _______ on their expedition to the Louisiana Territory would be bad

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for all concerned. _______was always getting everywhere which annoyed the two men as they would have _______ all over them when Lewis got excited about something. At sea, the men worried about the effect ________ was having on the men.  Having  ___________ getting _________ all over them would send morale plummeting. ______ would get into every nook and cranny of the ship. The men complained when _______was strewn over their bunks, some found _____ lying on their pillows. Lewis like to have ______ rest upon his lap, but found it too messy and his clothes would have to be cleaned after. _______ was generally popular amongst the men and  _______ seemed to relax them after a stressful day, although biographers have generally ignored the stories of the wild and crazy times the men had with  ______ . I hope one day the story of Lewis and Clark will have the influence of  ________ all over it. There is a statue in Oregon of Lewis and Clark. It is so good to think that the statue includes ______, an important part of these two famous men’s relationship.